Funny Sayings

People love a laugh – it makes them feel good and over time can keep sickness at bay. Staying healthy is now easier with these funny sayings, so get into them now!

Funny Sayings

These are the quotes and sayings from the Funny category! Feel free to use any of these Funny quotes and sayings.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.	View
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and ...	View
In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toad...	View
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.	View
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.	View
I am short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.	View
A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections.	View
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.	View
Golf is a good walk spoiled.	View
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.	View
When you leave here, don't forget why you came.	View
When all else fails, read the directions.	View
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.	View