| True friends stab you in the front. | Short |
| All that stands between the graduate and the top of the ladder is t... | Graduation |
| May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. | Gaelic |
| Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. | Funny |
| Smile because it is the second best thing you can do with your lips. | MySpace |
| Procrastination gives you something to look forward to. | Short |
| Don't forget to love yourself. | Love |
| Holy bill of rights, Batman! | Batman |
| You have my undying gratitude. | Thank You |
| A witty saying proves nothing. | Short |
| As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. | Wise |
| Don't kill the dream - execute it! | Cute |
| Beauty is in the heart of the beholder. | Famous |
| A good pun is its own reward. | Silly |
| Those who can do, those who can't teach. | Famous |
| Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only wh... | Love |
| May your memories give you strength. | Sympathy |
| Smile like you mean it. | MySpace |
| The time to begin most things is ten years ago. | Famous |
| I love you - those three words have my life in them. | Romantic |
| I'll love you till the cows come home. | Love |
| A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around ... | Birthday |
| Boys are nothing but secrets and lies, so when you get screwed over... | MySpace |
| May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face. | Irish |
| Wait'll they get a load of me. | Batman |
| Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. | Witty |
| Our thoughts and prayers are with you. | Sympathy |
| Need to remember my training: when you start to feel safe, it's tim... | Batman |
| Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with ... | Birthday |
| No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won't make you cry. | Cute |