Redneck Sayings

Every one can be a redneck now with these redneck sayings. So don the flannelette shirt and boots and grab that shotgun!

These are the quotes and sayings from the Redneck category! Feel free to use any of these Redneck quotes and sayings.

If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum sk...	View
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?	View
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.	View
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!	View
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.	View
Before you can be old and wise, you must be young and stupid.	View
Scars are tattoos with better stories	View
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't...	View
The light at the end of the tunnel is probably an oncoming train.	View
I'll remember the things I did for a while, but I'll remember the p...	View
A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.	View
You have my undying gratitude.	View
Sympathy is the golden key that unlocks the hearts of others.	View

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

God does not play dice with the universe.

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.