Short Sayings

Short ‘n’ sweet, these short sayings will get to the point quickly.

These are the quotes and sayings from the Short category! Feel free to use any of these Short quotes and sayings.

Procrastination gives you something to look forward to.	View
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.	View
I can resist everything except temptation.	View
A rich man's joke is always funny.	View
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.	View
A prudent question is one half of wisdom.	View
A witty saying proves nothing.	View
True friends stab you in the front.	View
The gods too are fond of a joke.	View
Love all, trust a few.	View
If you're cute, I'm single.	View
I ain't mad atcha	View
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.	View

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

God does not play dice with the universe.

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.