Silly Sayings

It’s good to be silly every now and then, and these silly sayings can get anyone into the mood.

These are the quotes and sayings from the Silly category! Feel free to use any of these Silly quotes and sayings.

A good pun is its own reward.	View
A day without sun shine is like, night.	View
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.	View
A clear conscience is usually a sign of bad memory.	View
9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.	View
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.	View
The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.	View
Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.	View
When all else fails, read the directions.	View
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.	View
Our hearts go out to you in your time of sorrow.	View
Rich girls have more fun	View
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then does...	View

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

God does not play dice with the universe.

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.