Witty Sayings

Witty sayings are a dime a dozen, but here we have the best just for you!

These are the quotes and sayings from the Witty category! Feel free to use any of these Witty quotes and sayings.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.	View
God does not play dice with the universe.	View
If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.	View
His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall.	View
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.	View
Never turn your back on a charging turtle.	View
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.	View
Arguing with a zealot is only slightly easier than tunneling throug...	View
Those who have guinea pigs never have to throw out any vegetables.	View
If you wear a silly hat, everyone knows who you are.	View
A prudent question is one half of wisdom.	View
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.	View
Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.	View

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

God does not play dice with the universe.

If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog.

His mouth is a no-go area. It's like kissing the Berlin Wall.

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.